Today's jokes [8.2.09]

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A double whammy:

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.

How many Los Angeles police officers does it
take to beat up a black motorist?

None. He fell down the stairs.

Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in
this time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,
tick'?

'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

"Chop chop."

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