Today's jokes [8.16.09]

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What is long, black, and smelly? 

- The unemployment line.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet 
Telephone 
Telawoman!

What's black and white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? 

Two 5 year olds.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

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