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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?


How do you catch an elephant?

First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a
loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes
to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!


Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!


Six stages of married life:

1: Tri-weekly

2: Try weekly

3: Try weakly

4. Try oysters

5: Try anything

6: Try to remember


Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.


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