Today's jokes [8.1.09]
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a
loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes
to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Six stages of married life:
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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