Today's stories [7.7.09]
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A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old
friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two
practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a
speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off
while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston
by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill
sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because
they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They
are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.
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