Today's stories [7.14.09]
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It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
"Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man", he continued.
"While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch."
"In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course."
For many years I worked as a police dispatcher. Well, one
day I got a call from a lady, very upset because a man was
driving around a Walmart parking lot exposing himself.
Well, I was very professional and took all the information
and was starting to hang up when she added how upset she
was by the whole thing and "besides, if they want to take
those little things out and play with them, they ought to
stay home." Needless to say I lost it at that point,
sputtering out "Yes m'am" and hung up the phone.
Sent by Laura
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold." At
this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you
called God 'Harold?'
The little boy looked up and said, "That's His name. You know,
"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."
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