Today's quotes [7.8.09]

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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. 

     - Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry 

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 in discrimination or harassment against any person on the basis of race,
 color, religion, intelligence, sex, lack thereof, national origin, ancestry,
 incestry, age, marital status, disability, sexual orientation, unfavorable
 discharge from the military, other unfavorable discharges, or status as a
 disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era and to comply with all Federal
 and State non-discrimination, equal opportunity and affirmative action laws,
 orders, and regulations.

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 care what they think.

 You are dumb.

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 of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (but you know that's what they think of you).

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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