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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 


"I don't want a long, hard anything."
                        -- Karen


I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain



"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry


Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


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