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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid 

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory


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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic


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