Today's quotes [7.31.09]
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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976.
-- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
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