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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.


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Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
   discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
   expired on January 1, 1976.
   -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid


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I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. 

     - Chief Justice Earl Warren 

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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