Today's quotes [7.3.09]
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
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