Today's quotes [7.29.09]

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"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.

"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
                        -- Adrian

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

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