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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked


When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 


Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 


We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.


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