Today's quotes [7.27.09]
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?"
- Walter Matthau, The Survivors
I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
- Henry David Thoreau
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