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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr


1. 




Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."



2. 




Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


3. 




Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



4. 




Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.


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