Today's quotes [7.25.09]

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.


    - Steve Martin 

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

                                     - Paula Poundstone

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