Today's quotes [7.23.09]
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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
all just too hard."
-- me, on oz#gothic
For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
--An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s
When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
- P. J. O'Rourke
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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