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I invented the cordless extension cord.


   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers


Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
                     -- Anon -- 


Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  


"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"

Sent by Chris


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