Today's quotes [7.21.09]
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I invented the cordless extension cord.
ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live
-- Anon --
Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
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