Today's quotes [7.20.09]

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*   Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
           Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
          Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
       doesn't know his wife until he marries?
          Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.

"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 

"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or
`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."

                                                 --Edward Abbey

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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