Today's quotes [7.2.09]
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"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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