Today's quotes [7.19.09]

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Sign seen at a restaurant:
   The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
   properly.


  

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. 

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

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