Today's quotes [7.18.09]
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Mother Nature is a bitch.
Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
-- John F. Kennedy
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