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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn


   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh


Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


One should love animals. They are so tasty.


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