Today's quotes [7.16.09]
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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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