Today's quotes [7.15.09]
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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.
- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thomson
Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
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