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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.

                                    - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson


I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 


Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation


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