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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.


I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler


'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.


"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.


"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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