Today's quotes [7.12.09]

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The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins

"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,  and that usually gets
 them interested enough to go for a second date."
                        -- Response by Mike, Age 10

"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall

"Game over boys!"
                        -- Mr. Flibble

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