Today's quotes [7.11.09]

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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."

If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.


  

The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

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