Today's quotes [7.10.09]

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The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...

The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves.  Hater simply lose themselves.  Theirs is the ultimately
"consuming" passion.
        --Frederick Buechner

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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