Today's quotes [7.1.09]
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I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
-- Unknown, via Bruce
I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?
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