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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a bmx
The seat was back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her cunt


Sent by johny105

1. 




Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.

She took a dose of Castor oil,
to pass the time away.

The oil, it did not work.
The time it did not pass.

So if you want to know what time it is,
You'll have to look up Mary's ass.

Sent by jerry

2. 




There once was a vicar called Merick
whose fancied the choir boy Derek,
the vicars advances,
gave Derek  a shock,
for he was offered communion
from the Reverends cock

The bats in the belfy
squawked out in fright
as the reverend Merick
buggered with might

Merick was caught
and tried at the Crown
the judge gave his sentence
but he pulled his pants down

The judge was so angry
he cursed in one breath
"I send you to prison -
to be buggered to death!"


Sent by Dan 2001

3. 




A sweet senorita from Cuba,
broke wind when her husband did lube her,
so he entered her ass,
in an orchestral brass,
and she played alongside with the tuba.

Sent by Dan

4. 




A familar person named Hugh,
had a desire for pleasure which grew.
He became talk of the Town
because of Divine Brown,
who unlike Liz, never spew.

5. 



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