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There was a young man named O'Rourke
 Heard babies were brought by the stork,
So he went to the  zoo
And attempted to screw
One old bird -- end-result: didn't work.


A pious young lady named Finnegan 
               Would caution her beau, "Now you're in again, 
                    Please watch it just right 
                    So you'll last through the night, 
               For I certainly don't want to sin again." 


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                    He'd fart a gavotte for a starter,
                    And fizzle a fine serenata.
                            He could play on his anus
                            The Coriolanus:
                    Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, yum tah-dah!


                    A studious professor named Nestor
                    Bet a whore all his books he could best her.
                            But she drained out his balls
                            And skipped up the walls,
                    Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.


                    There was a young fellow named Louvies
                    Who tickled his girl in the boovies,
                            And as she contorted,
                            He looked down and snorted,
                    "My prick wants to get in your movies!"


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