Today's jokes [7.6.09]
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One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.
Another Cow joke I attribute to my 'Ol chemestry prof was the placement of
a cow onto the roof. I would presume a fairly storng roof, but once up
there it would be hard to hide the fact to the cow that any direction would
Another pratical joke involved the use of outhouses. Once the target has
established himself you take up the slack on the attached rope which has
been measured to set up tremendious harmonics in the structure. When the
rope transfers your strumming to the outhouse, it usually falls apart with
a most revieling nature..
The Australian liberal party announced today that they are
changing their emblem to a condom
because it more clearly reflects their party's
political stance :
A condom stands up to inflation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives one a sense of security while
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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