Today's jokes [7.31.09]
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When should you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
It was too tight.
'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies
"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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