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It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, 
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. 

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass" 

The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." 

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."


Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,
"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"


If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?


A question for Bill Clinton:
"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?"
"She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"


If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?


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