Today's jokes [7.27.09]

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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

What's the purpose of a bellybutton?

To put your gum in on the way down.

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for 
women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the 
bottle."

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons 
for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they 
are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she 
finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price. 

The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price. For one week only, you 
can purchase five boxes of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,
"Do you have pigs ears?"
The counter assistant replies,
"No, its just the way my hair is parted!"

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