Today's jokes [7.1.09]

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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?



Doughnuts


Sent by Susan

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what
kind of collateral he has. The man says 'I've got a
Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off
-- here are the keys.' 

Six months later the man comes into the bank, pays
back the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains
possession of the Rolls Royce. 

The loan officer asks him, 'Sir, if I may ask, why
would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow
two hundred dollars?' 

The man answers, 'I had to go to Europe for six months,
and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that
long for ten dollars?' 

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle.  He thought
and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the 
Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in 
U - N - T that means 'woman'?"

The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even 
bother to look up.  "*A*unt, your Holiness."

The Pope didn't speak for a second.  "Oh."  He paused.  "Do 
you have an eraser?"

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.
He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and
a banner that said 'N I L'. 
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns
to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in
the Sky. 
Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered,
.... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"

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