Today's stories [6.8.09]
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Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better
looking and more honest about how they make a living."
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far"
in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was
convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced
the sentence to 1,001 years.
Anything for an A
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She
glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer
to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
His voice softens. "*Anything*??"
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"
- A TRUE STORY (FROM DARTMOUTH)
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