Today's stories [6.7.09]
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My wife used to have the habit of disbelieving something with
the phrase "my ass!" She would say "Four hundred dollars,
my ass!" or "30 minutes late, my ass!" One day a friend of
mine and I were having a conversation, which she was listening
to, and I said something like "...so it would be easy to
penetrate.." She chimed in... "Penetrate my ass!" My friend
and I laughed so long and hard we forgot what we were even
talking about! Needless to say, she doesn't say "my ass!" any
It's great being a new mom. The only thing I worry about is
that one day the FBI will break down my door and take the
baby back to his real mother. But I guess it's normal
for new moms to worry.
Sign in a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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