Today's stories [6.25.09]

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Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma Bulls. I 
asked how he got them to breed so well, since he has a nice 
herd. He said that he gave the bulls potency pills and I asked 
what the pills were made of. 

He said "Damned if I know, but they taste a little like a saltine."

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.
We asked how they prepare their chickens.
The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die." 

Yep, I was reading my Bible (King James V.) last night and found a
reference to PMS.

I believe it was in Matthew.

It was something like "...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to
Bethleham."

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