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One day, on a notice board, a message was written: 

"A parker pn lost if found plz return to me"
The next day, another notice was put up: 

"If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"

1. 




Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place:  Our 
receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call 
out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an 
order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how 
long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we 
commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she 
responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook 
a pizza and we ordered 2 of them". 

2. 




Taking a medical history is an experience: The MD, taking a 
sex-behavior history asked: "How many orgasms did you have 
last week?"  The answer: "Counting masturbatory ones and 
wet dreams?"

3. 



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