Today's stories [6.21.09]
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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it. We went to the service department and found amechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."
Author of the best selling "Complete Book of Running," which started the
jogging craze of the 1970s.
How he died: A heart attack....while jogging
Fixx was visiting Greensboro, Vermont when he walked out of his house and
began jogging. He'd only gone a short distance when he had a massive
coronary. His autopsy revealed that one of his coronary arteries was 99%
clogged, another was 80% obstructed, and a third was 70% blocked....and
that Fixx had had three other attacks in the weeks prior to his death.
Warning label on
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
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