Today's stories [6.2.09]
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I woke up a little early the other day
and decided to go take a shower.
My wife woke up and said rather lustily,
"Honey, are you in a hurry to get to work?"
"No, not really."
"Then will you scub the shower before
you get in it?"
Sent by Michael
Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis
with third-degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin,
Kenneth E. Richards. According to police, Derrick suggested
a game of Russian roulette and put a semiautomatic pistol to
Ken's head instead of a revolver.
A business man called and had a question about the
documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy
discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.
"Oh, no, I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to
have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his
stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've
been to China 4 times and everytime they have accepted my
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