Today's stories [6.13.09]
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The two butchers were brought into the emergency room.
They both had their left hands bandaged. "What happened?" I
asked the first one. "I was cutting some meat when the cleaver
slipped and cut my hand." I asked the other one how he had
been injured. "Oh, I was showing the other guys what *this*
guy was doing and I did the same thing."
Rachel's blonde roommate had to make an emergency phone
call to home and her pre-paid calling card had expired. "I
suggested she call collect. She picked up the phone, looked
at me bewildered, and asked, 'What's the number to 1-800-
A few years ago my wife started to wear tight jeans.
I went out and bought a convertible.
Then she bleached her hair.
I took a lot of multiple vitamin shots.
Just a few months ago, she had a face lift and a "tummy tuck."
I got an implant.
And that's the way its been for the two of us:
side by side -- growing young together.
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