Today's quotes [6.8.09]
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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
-- Alastair J. R. Young
"Television is a medium.
a) Television is not rare.
b) Television is not well done.
-- Robert Bonomi
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
match made in heaven."
-- The Internet Oracle
"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
-- From the sig of Jake Kesinger
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