Today's quotes [6.7.09]

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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
 least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
 'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
 anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
                        -- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
                                alt.humor.best-of-usenet)

"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett

"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me

"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous

"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"

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