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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? 


My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...


Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright


As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 


A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.


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