Today's quotes [6.5.09]
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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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