Today's quotes [6.4.09]

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                        -- Debra

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of? 

"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

To err is human; to admit it is not. 

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