Today's quotes [6.30.09]

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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery

Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
                                              - - - Joseph Heller

DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

If I was you I would have sex with me

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