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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." 

    - Will Gillespie 

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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita


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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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