Today's quotes [6.29.09]
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If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"
--Norman Danyael Teh
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
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